Society jokes

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?

They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.