Society jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
No one gives a fuck.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!