Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Society Jokes
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
