Society jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
Lol same
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.