Society jokes

Why can’t orphans play GTA?

Because they are not wanted.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What cookies did the orphans never try?

Home made cookies!

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

Q. What type of flour do orphans get?

A. Self-raising flour.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.