Society jokes
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.