Society jokes
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.