Society jokes
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.