Society jokes
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.