Society jokes
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A seal walks into a club.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Memes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What's your religion?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.