Society jokes
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"