Society jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"