Society jokes

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.