Society jokes

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?