Society jokes

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.