Society jokes
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.