Society jokes
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
"Sharing is communism."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Eshay.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.