Society jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Memes
A society built on LIES
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A seal walks into a club.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.