An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
