Society jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.