Society jokes
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.