"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
