Society jokes

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

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What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️‍🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.