Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Society Jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
