Society jokes
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!