Society jokes
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)