Society jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.