Society jokes
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.