Society jokes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
You can say what you want about deaf people...