Society jokes

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Me: Hey Jim!

Jim: I'm now a cannibal.

Me: WAIT, JIM! N-

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.