Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.