Society jokes

Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they're the ones making the toys.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.