Society jokes
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"