Society jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Memes
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄