Society jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"