Society jokes
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.