Society jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

Because they come in family size.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they're the ones making the toys.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

He wanted to be wanted.