Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
