What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Society Jokes
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
