Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.