Society jokes
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.