Society jokes
Flat Earthers
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Dident come in a package
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What about women's lefts?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."