Society jokes

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What thing can an orphan do best?

Stay at home alone.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

When you get injured 😢

When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)