Society jokes
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.