Society jokes
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.