Society jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Memes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Death to the west!"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!