Society jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.