Society jokes
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Stop orphan jokes!
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Orphan joke protest idea.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?