Society jokes

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.