What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Society Jokes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: Iβm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iβm a family doctor.
Why canβt an orphan play baseball?
They donβt know where home is.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
KK or Liv?
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: βASPERGERβSβ
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ΔΓΈΓΆΔ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
