Society jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

We should stop being mean to orphans.

We should be cruel instead.

What's common in vampires and American kids?

They both don't get old.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.