Society jokes
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!