Society jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!