Society jokes
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I donโt have a costume so please donโt reprimand...
When I open up the door, Iโve got my penis in my hand.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: Iโm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iโm a family doctor.
Why canโt an orphan play baseball?
They donโt know where home is.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
KK or Liv?
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: โASPERGERโSโ