Society jokes
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
"Death to the west!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Are there support groups for men?
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.