Society jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Heh, stupid orphan.