Society jokes
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
There are more than 2 genders.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
BLM.