What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Society Jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
