Society jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What about women's lefts?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂