Society jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Memes
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.