Society jokes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D