Society jokes

What about women's lefts?

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Are there support groups for men?

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣