Society jokes
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.