Society jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Does a midget count as an orphan?