Society jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.