Society jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Memes
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling