Society jokes
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?