Society jokes
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How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Bros got barcode arms.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Kylin fucks his sister.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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