Society jokes
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.