Society jokes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."