Society jokes
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"