Society jokes
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Memes
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Death to the west!"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.