Society jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.