Society jokes

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

I love gay people. UwU

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"