Society jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.