Society jokes
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.