Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Society Jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
