Society jokes

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Carlos.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Gay.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.