Society jokes
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."