Society jokes
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.