Society jokes
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.