Society jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Sharing is communism."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.