What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
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Society Jokes
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
