Society jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.