Society jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Memes
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.