Society jokes
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.