Society jokes
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Memes
As a man can confirm
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"