Society jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
No Jews?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.