Society jokes
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.