Society jokes
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.