Society jokes
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Memes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.