Society jokes
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.