Society jokes
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.