Society jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Memes
No Jews?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.