Society

Society jokes

Month

  • The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

    That day is called "April Fool's."

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  • Man

  • 3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

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  • Family

  • Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

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  • Woman

  • I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

    How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

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  • Sex Offender

  • What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

    They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

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  • Orphan

  • Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

    All they will talk about is how great their family is.

    Gun

  • What does a gun and gum have in common?

    When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

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