Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Society Jokes
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
