
Society jokes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
