What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
