Society jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.