I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why does America have more guns than people?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
