Society jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.