how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
