Society jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.