What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Society Jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
