Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Eshay.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Ready when you are, KK.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
