TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Society Jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
