I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Society Jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
