Society jokes
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...