Social jokes
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.