Social jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
My social life.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Like this if you are in foster care.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"