Social jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Your mom #69.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When people make accounts about you and a category.