Social jokes
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!