Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Like this if you are in foster care.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mom #69.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Wanna come hang out with me?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
