Social jokes
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Your mom #69.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(