*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot”
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
My social life
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
