Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
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life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
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We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
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Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
My social life
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
