Social jokes
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.