Social perception jokes
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
People generalize others too much.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.