Social perception jokes
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
The happier they get, the less they see.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.