Social Perception Jokes

Anniversary

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Suicide

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Chick

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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  • Autistic

    Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

    Clown

    Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

    Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

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  • Anniversary

    Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

    Anniversary

    I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.

    It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

    Kid

    Boy Scout...

    - A kid who dressed like an idiot.

    - An idiot who dressed like a kid.

    Face

    People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

    People

    Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

    Skin

    Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

    Hoe

    When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

    WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

    Yo Momma

    Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.