Social perception jokes
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
If you鈥檝e got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They鈥檙e both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.