Social media jokes
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.