Social media jokes
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Like This For Good Luck!
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!