Social media

Social media jokes

Kid

  • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

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  • Car Accident

  • *gets hit by a car*

    Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

    Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

    *opens twitter*

    Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"