Social media jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.