Social media jokes

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

How do s’mores communicate?

On Insta-graham.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!