Social media jokes

Phone: YEETED.

TikTok: DELETED.

Therapy: NEEDED.

Wife: BEATED.

Plz like.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Fight in the comments.

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.