Social media jokes
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Funny posts.
Ariana-Chat now!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Guys, add me in Discord.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
When you still there?
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Alya, do you have Discord?
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Your (DYM 31).
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas