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*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone"

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷 does it take to have πŸ₯’πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘???? Well, it takes at least 1 🀷 and 1 πŸ‘° and they make a perfect β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, β€œShow me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest β€œForgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.