Social media jokes
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Memes
WJE iceberg 2.0
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Like if depressed.
Like if you think someone is gay.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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These are bee puns.π
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!π
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.π
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My username good.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
One like = more from me to you. π
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.