Social media jokes
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Memes
WJE iceberg 2.0
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. π¦
Like if you think someone is gay.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Like if depressed.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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These are bee puns.π
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!π
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.π
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My username good.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.