Social media jokes

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

Guys, add me in Discord.

Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Like if your best friend is emo.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.