Social media jokes
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Like if you think someone is gay.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Like if depressed.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My username good.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.