
Social media jokes
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Finally a RAPPER at #1
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
Like this if you like me.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
When you still there?
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
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