Social media

Social media jokes

Comment

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Post

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Carlos

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

Bee

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Car Accident

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Basement

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.