Social media jokes
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
If you like funny comments, click the comment section.
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Fight in the comments.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Do a neck reveal.