Social media jokes
Do a neck reveal.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Memes
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
If you like funny comments, click the comment section.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Fight in the comments.