I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Fight in the comments.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
