Social media jokes
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I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Do a neck reveal.
Memes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Fight in the comments.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.