Social life jokes

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I have a girlfriend.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?

He had no-body to go with.

I have fun with my friends.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had "no-body" to go with.

Why does the basketball never get a date?

Because they dribble.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.