I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
ooooooooooooooooooooo
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
