Social life jokes
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Community talk
looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal and meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after awhile (you love me at this point) you become so obssessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother type shi pls add me PLS
So... bad to work ig. (PS: school sucks ass but i also enjoy it at the samebtime because i get to hang out with friends 🤑🤑🤑)
All i try to do is hep yet people just keep fucking turnig against me i just keep amking the same mistaks over and over i keep jumping to incorect conclusions and assume that my next move will help yet it doesn't i just keep hurting and hurting and hurting i'm scared i'm a fucking egotisteccal wimp i don got no more friends irl i j have fake friends here i can't keep my friends i'm fucking miserable if yall knew me irl, youd probably try to avoid me i'm an ugly ass retard with no social life i'm starting to think about ending it al fml i'm pulling people apart i'm just breaking everything i touch i don't feel anything anymore i just feel cold nothing dark