Social life jokes
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.