Social life jokes
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
I have a girlfriend.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Who would've known?
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I have fun with my friends.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
My social life.