Social life jokes

I have a girlfriend.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I have fun with my friends.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

My social life.

In England, for every church, there are two pubs.

In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.