Social life

Social life jokes

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.