So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

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Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.