So Fat jokes

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo momma so fat!

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.