So Fat jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."