So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.