So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.