So Fat jokes

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!