So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."