So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.