So Fat jokes

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!