Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
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Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo momma so fat!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!