So Fat jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!