So Fat jokes
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo momma so fat!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."