So Fat jokes

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo momma so fat!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!