So Fat jokes

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"