So Fat jokes

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.