So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!