So Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.