So Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!