So Fat jokes
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
* * *
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.