So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD