So Fat jokes
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
The chicken is so fat.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!