So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.