So Fat jokes

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.