So Fat jokes
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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