Snack jokes
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
detos
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.