Snack jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
I like Cheetos.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Blue Takis?
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What nut is broken? A silly nut!