whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
im hungry
hey modda, I'm hungry
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
CHEESE
What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!
