Snack jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
I like Cheetos.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
A brain eats cheddar cheese.