What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
Takis
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
im hungry
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
hey modda, I'm hungry
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
