Snack jokes
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Peanut butter 🧈?
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Cheese.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.