I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
Peanut butter 🧈
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
banana
