I like Cheetos.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
