Snack jokes
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I like chips.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.