Snack jokes
Blue Takis?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
I like Cheetos.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.