Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Peanut butter 🧈
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
banana
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
