Snack jokes
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
I like Cheetos.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Memes
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.