I like Cheetos.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
