Snack jokes

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."

I like Cheetos.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What is a physicist's favorite food?

Fission chips.

Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?

"Because his dad never brought the milk."

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What is the opposite of a lady finger?

Answer: Mentos.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.