Snack jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣