What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Peanut butter 🧈?
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.