Snack jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Banana!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.