Snack jokes
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
I'm hungry.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Cheese.
Takis.