Snack jokes
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
I like chips.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.