Snack jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Memes
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.