What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.đ
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
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What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!đđ¤Ł
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
âDots HOMESTYLE Pretzelsâ
Why are they called sâmores?
Because you always want another one!
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
Whatâs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
