Snack jokes
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
The best snack
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Peanut butter 🧈?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.