What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
Takis
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
