Snack jokes

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

I'm hungry.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

Nuts, nuts, nuts!

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.