Snack

Snack jokes

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

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    • What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

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    • Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.

    When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."

    When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."

    How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

    A blender.

    How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

    My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

    So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

    One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

    I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.