Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
