Snack

Snack Jokes

Nacho

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

Chip

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Roll

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Cheerio

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!