Snack jokes
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.