Snack jokes
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
My Butterfingers slipped.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)