What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
