A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
My peepee was big, now it's small.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
