Small jokes

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

What's small, brown and crispy?

A baby in an oven.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.