Small jokes
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.