Small jokes
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.