Small jokes
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.