Small jokes

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.