Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
