Small jokes
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
its so cute
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂