Small Jokes

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes

when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".

I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.

I tried to have phone sex once.

but the holes were to small

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.

minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less

Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.

My peepee was big now it's small

what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......