Small jokes

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.