Small jokes
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Dwarf Shortage.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison? Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.