Small jokes

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.