Sleep Jokes

I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!

Depression: Lie in bed

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night

because i an orphan

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .