Sleep jokes

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.

The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.