This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school tyyy
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
I love school
