one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that 😤💪
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
You was sleeping it didn't count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
What do you call a sleeping cow? Ground beef
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.
EmoÅ› are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
