Slap jokes

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"